with my homemade chicken noodle soup today. Somehow the noodles turned into a gelatinous mass and gave the whole thing the consistency of grits. It tasted good but made you want to gag. That is the last time I by really cheap noodles. Thank goodness I keep a pizza in the freezer as a backup plan.
and then go to a bank, please don't fiddle around with them where people can see you. I saw a lady doing this today and I think I might have nightmares about it tonight.
safe. Yes, they have that cover / hooky thing but they are still pointy. They should change the name to something less misleading, like "cover pin" or "kind of safety pin." I am not sure that I should have used quotation marks there. I may have slept though quotation mark day in English class. Sorry about that.
spend afternoons in short attics. It just doesn't work.
that snow is my favorite form of precipitation.
that requires you to turn on your headlights when are using your windshield wipers. I see the point of this law but I wonder if I will get pulled over if I wash my windshield in daylight with my lights off. I also wonder if I have to use my lights when it is raining and I have the anti rain stuff on my windshield and don't use my wipers. Maybe I'll write a letter.
if I had a tail. But only if everyone else had a tail too. Otherwise everyone would make fun of my tail and then life wouldn't be better.
and they canceled school for the tenth day this year. I wish I were still in school so I could be as excited as the kids. Then again, high school wasn't the most awesome time in my life and neither was elementary or middle school. So maybe I am glad I am not back in school. You get the idea though.
for dinner tonight and they were awesome. It's like eating spaghetti with your hands but not quite as messy.
in the snow. I didn't even know dogs had knees. He'll get better soon.
that people are watching you? I never have but I think it would be creepy.
It had awesome hair. Then the snowplow guy came by and pushed tons of snow over it. I didn't like that part.
the day when there would be too much snow for my subaru to get through. Today came close. Tomorrow might just do it. It is completely awesome.
an inventor. I have no idea what I am going to invent but it is going to be really freaking cool.
me about meat you don't have to refrigerate. Like the precooked bacon they have stacked all over the grocery store. It's just weird.
snow machine. My neighbors might not like it but I'll just throw snowballs at them.
the phrase "in a pickle?" How do you suppose someone could come up with that? Pickles are not hollow and nothing inside a pickle but more pickle. The more I think about it the more confused I get.
in the refrigerator that expired in 2005. I was tempted to try it but then decided I shouldn't.
horrible dressed as a clown. Just thought you should know.
for putting sprayers on sinks ever realized how much fun they are to spray people with? They are so much better at that than dish washing.
you're really tired but still too awake to go to sleep?
is a horrible place to get a zit.
at 3:49am on Tuesday and says says they will meet you tomorrow, does that mean they will meet you Tuesday or Wednesday? Yes, it confused me too.
psychology used on dogs also works on people. I don't know if that is good for them and bad for us or vice-versa.
open is a lot easier than talking with your mouth closed. Go ahead, try it.
