bottles work equally well on humans as they do on dogs. I'm going to go out and buy a bunch so I always have them on hand.
funny if they didn't have ears.
rough Monday when the coffee maker explodes and 10 cups of coffee and grounds go all over the table. It didn't help that the table had tons of stuff stacked on it either. Definitely not cool.
a turd in Saturday. I'm very proud of myself.
say "I'm blowing up" when their cell phone rings? I can't figure out why they say that. It might be more interesting if something did blow up. As long as it didn't hurt anyone.
blatantly run 3 stop-lights. I would rather gnaw off my own toes than have stop-light cameras but I really wouldn't mind the satisfaction that would come from knowing that guy would get sent 3 tickets in the mail.
to the dog barking and an awful smell. I went downstairs to let the dog out of his crate when I realized that was where the smell was coming from. The dog must have eaten something evil and I spent most of the morning washing the dog and his crate. What a wonderful way to start my day off.
one bad experience with a food can completely change the way you think about it? I am never eating dried apricots again.
do in the rain, installing an underground dog fence shouldn't be one of them.
an English to English translator to make sure you get those all to important points across? I do. I really should invent one.
thermometer to put in the gardenware building. Then I am going to make it read 20 degrees colder than it really is to see if people think we have air conditioning. I seriously doubt it will work but it might.
There is no bigger waste of time in my mind. Yesterday while mowing I decided that since I have to mow I might as well have some fun with it, so I mowed the entire yard diagonally. Even the parts that would have been really simple to mow normally I mowed diagonally, like the 8ft. strip of grass between the driveway and the neighbor's grass. Doing this made me think less about my hatred of mowing and made me focus on having fun with the yard. So now I have decided that I am going to do something different every time I mow so I can keep my sanity. At least until the neighborhood gets mad and kicks me out or has me committed. Yep, my neighbors are going to hate me. They will probably start calling me the mowing moron or moron mower. That or just "idiot."
why people say "don't try this at home." Most of the dangerous stuff I have done has been outside or at someone else's house. I sure wouldn't risk blowing up my own house, that would just be dumb.
spell the word "subtle" and my spell check kept telling me it was wrong. It took me 5 minutes to figure out it isn't spelled "suttle" like you would think. Oh no, "subtle" has a silent "b." I can't think of any other words with a silent "b." "Subtle" just has to be difficult.
are already taken. Like my idea for a movie rental place that rents books instead of movies. Turns our they have that and it is free. At least my idea made money...
some of the stuff you learned in school is pretty much useless? Like sentence diagramming. When am I going to use that stuff if I'm not an English teacher?
to think catching lightning bugs was cool. Now I think it is cool when lightning bugs splatter on my windshield and glow for a bit. I think that is a sign I might be maturing. I hope not.
of treat across the room today at obedience class. I think the trainer was impressed.
commercials keep getting more and more strange? Commercials should make you want to buy products, not make you wonder what kind of drugs the ad agency is on.
on Saturday morning but it turns out they are nothing like they used to be. After Spongebob was over it was all downhill from there. Kids really watch that stuff? It is like they imported a bunch of strange cartoons and dubbed English over them. I'm glad I have Looney Toons on DVD...
at obedience school with a dachshund named "Weiner." It barks the whole class and they are always calling it's name. It is all I can do to keep from falling off my stool laughing.
on cell phone etiquette. Particularly about how you don't need to talk twice as loud as normal while on the phone because no one else wants to hear your conversation.
bags I pick up dog poop with are pink with little hearts on them. Maybe they think the cuteness of the bags will somehow take away from the vile evil which lies inside. They must have been on sale.
stuck to the carpet. It was pretty embarrassing. Just thought you should know.
in my yard. I got some gloves, picked it up, and put it in a plastic bag. The bag happened to be a PetSmart bag. I thought about taking it back to the store but I decided against it and threw it in the trash. Now my garage smells like dead bird. The end.
