It had awesome hair. Then the snowplow guy came by and pushed tons of snow over it. I didn't like that part.
the day when there would be too much snow for my subaru to get through. Today came close. Tomorrow might just do it. It is completely awesome.
an inventor. I have no idea what I am going to invent but it is going to be really freaking cool.
me about meat you don't have to refrigerate. Like the precooked bacon they have stacked all over the grocery store. It's just weird.
snow machine. My neighbors might not like it but I'll just throw snowballs at them.
the phrase "in a pickle?" How do you suppose someone could come up with that? Pickles are not hollow and nothing inside a pickle but more pickle. The more I think about it the more confused I get.
in the refrigerator that expired in 2005. I was tempted to try it but then decided I shouldn't.
horrible dressed as a clown. Just thought you should know.
for putting sprayers on sinks ever realized how much fun they are to spray people with? They are so much better at that than dish washing.
you're really tired but still too awake to go to sleep?
is a horrible place to get a zit.
at 3:49am on Tuesday and says says they will meet you tomorrow, does that mean they will meet you Tuesday or Wednesday? Yes, it confused me too.
psychology used on dogs also works on people. I don't know if that is good for them and bad for us or vice-versa.
open is a lot easier than talking with your mouth closed. Go ahead, try it.
amazing to put here and I was going to write it down....but I forgot and now it is completely gone. Sorry about that.
all wheel drive vehicles think of snow differently than everyone else. For instance, I feel no need to shovel the driveway. The woman feels differently.
"captcha" things that are all over the internet. I can never read the dumb things and half the time they make me feel like I need glasses.
more stuff you can get done by canceling your cable. I should have thought of this years ago.
if there were more snow and less cold. I don't know how that would work but it would be better, I promise.
ten, twenty ten, oh ten, or just 10 for 2010? My vote is for oh ten. It has a nice ring to it.
"What's Your Poo Telling You?" She also got me a book of insults and comebacks. They are making Christmas conversations very interesting.
the whole deck is covered in snow it is ok to use the restroom on it. Eww.
the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song any more. It plays constantly at work and I think it might make my head explode. I am very glad Christmas songs only come around once a year.
is best interpreted by other sarcastic people. Everyone else just looks at me funny.
was coming in for a man-hug at lunch today. I didn't really know the guy and I am not really into the whole man-hug thing but I positioned myself to return the man-hug anyway. It turned out he wasn't going in for a man-hug after all, he was trying to say goodbye to the person behind me. Needless to say, it got really awkward after that.
